The Highly memeable nation of European Memes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shaggy with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.41 billion Lurkers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ohio. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Lurker economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Dogecoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,245 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. European Memes's national animal is the Snek, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Twitch Memes.

European Memes is ranked 8,704^th in the world and 478^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,914.98 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.